Rose Garden

In Chile, when the old, crazy, and infirm are institutionalized and set out in a wheelchair on the patio to drool all over each other they are referred to as “locos de patio”. This is where we keep our locos de patio on the All Chile Forum.

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Rose Garden

Post by RuneTheChookcha » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:09 pm

I mean, "Welcome to the Patio".

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Re: Shit!...

Post by RuneTheChookcha » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:28 pm

This was a test, showing those who are attracted to forum topics named "Shit", within 15 minutes.

Thank you.

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Re: Shit!...

Post by El Chupacabra » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:02 pm

shit attracts me everytime.
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Re: Rose Garden

Post by RuneTheChookcha » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:17 pm

The name of the topic is "Rose Garden".

Why the hell are you talking "shit".

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Re: Rose Garden

Post by El Chupacabra » Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:22 pm

Rose Garden attracts me everytime.
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Re: Rose Garden

Post by greg~judy » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:22 am

RuneTheChookcha wrote:The name of the topic is "Rose Garden".

Why the hell are you talking "shit".
now you listen Rune...
please listen to "The Cowboy Mambo"...
did you know that david byrne is one of g~j's fav artists
he knew the relationship between "rose gardens + shit"...!

(mmm,) I can't find my way around this table,
And I can't find my way around your face,
And I can't find my way around your body,
And wasted days turn into wasted nights.

chorus

The future is the bright one you imagine,
Everything you value has been sold,
And every heart that takes a chance is broken,
(now,) I don't see you laughing at us no more,

chorus

Green grass grows around the backyard shithouse,
And that is where the sweetest flowers bloom,
Now we are flowers growing in god's garden,
And that is why he spreads the shit around...


so please Rune...
we wait patiently for you to "spread more shit around"?
because we know the inevitable result...
the allchilean (patio) rose garden will only grow sweeter
:idea:
Things are not what they appear to be: nor are they otherwise.
--- Surangama Sutra
“If we want everything to stay as it is, everything will have to change."
--- Giuseppe Tomasi di Lamedusa

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Re: Rose Garden

Post by RuneTheChookcha » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:43 pm

When one is dead, there is neither rose gardens nor shit. Right? Its all finished. Kaput. I think.

What you say.

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Re: Rose Garden

Post by greg~judy » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:30 pm

RuneTheChookcha wrote:When one is dead, there is neither rose gardens nor shit. Right? Its all finished. Kaput. I think.

What you say.
#1 your Runeness...
this is two references to death on two threads...
should we be concerned for your imminent demise?

#2 if we may...
who says it's all finished - just you?
thus, you choose to believe in a strictly linear physical existence?
can your Runeness (or any other mortal being)...
perhaps have a "soul" or some such infinite~ethereal component?

please advise?
in the meantime, we will send some metta in your direction
:|
Things are not what they appear to be: nor are they otherwise.
--- Surangama Sutra
“If we want everything to stay as it is, everything will have to change."
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Re: Rose Garden

Post by RuneTheChookcha » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:28 pm

greg~judy wrote:perhaps have a "soul" or some such infinite~ethereal component?
No, I don't. Do you have a soul? Its like what?

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Re: Rose Garden

Post by greg~judy » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:16 pm

RuneTheChookcha wrote:No, I don't. Do you have a soul? Its like what?
...dear Rune...
next time you go into your empty field - just sit...
please think about your dantians...
your lower dantian will change your jing into qi
your middle dantian will change qi into shen
your upper dantian will change shen into wuji
doing such a thing - you will come to understand what you seek!
:idea:
Things are not what they appear to be: nor are they otherwise.
--- Surangama Sutra
“If we want everything to stay as it is, everything will have to change."
--- Giuseppe Tomasi di Lamedusa

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Re: Rose Garden

Post by RuneTheChookcha » Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:29 pm

One can believe what they want to believe, and read Wikipedia as much as they wish, but as soon as one is dead -- they are just dead, when the breath stops -- there would be no one to post on forums any more, regardless of any sort of spiritual BS, so do you know of anyone who could prove me wrong here.

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Re: Rose Garden

Post by john » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:17 pm

patagoniax wrote:
RuneTheChookcha wrote:One can believe what they want to believe, and read Wikipedia as much as they wish, but as soon as one is dead -- they are just dead, when the breath stops -- there would be no one to post on forums any more, regardless of any sort of spiritual BS, so do you know of anyone who could prove me wrong here.
Judging by some of the posts on forums, it does appear to be possible to post whilst dead, or at least bereft of any sign of brain activity, an observation which might pose a problem for your theology.
Absent a state of insufficient brain activity, are you saying that when you are dead, you are dead?
One must care about a world one will not see.
--- Bertrand Russell

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