Might move to Santiago, Chile

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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by admin » Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:25 am

slightly pornographic, but I'll let it slide. If you are under 18 and reading this forum, you got way bigger problems than anything you might find on this forum.

Here is my theory. Chilean women that are bad in bed, it is because they have never really had good sex. The men are rather infamous for sucking in the sack. The cause of that is a whole mix of cultural issues. Among many others, super fragile male egos, living with mom until they are 30+, passive aggressive attitudes, general immaturity, just overall self-center / selfish approach to the world. Just look how men drive or do their job in Chile, especially the middle class of Santiago. Most of them are likely not all that different in the bedroom. So, with a bit of basic sex education and practice, most Chilean women would likely become better and even great in the bedroom. Treat them all like virgins that need some instruction. In fact my suspicion as to why Santiago has a very large number of unhappy women, confirmed by informal survey of all my wife's friends (both married and unmarried), is they are not getting laid properly.

On the other hand, bob might be fishing in the wrong pool. Women under 30 everywhere, have a whole lot of priorities they think will make them happy, but don't figure out until after 30 what really will make them happy. Unfortunately, by then it is often too late; but, if you find one of them, they are super enthusiastic about making up for lost time. I think that is especially true in Chile.

There you go john, you wanted my take on Chilean libertarians.
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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by SCL » Fri Aug 07, 2015 12:00 pm

Pretty pathetic commentary.

[ The whole thread] I have heard more intelligent comments in some cheap bars on the lower West side.

I think this site is taking in water.

Let's move on!

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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by jamie_m » Fri Aug 07, 2015 12:55 pm

Agree. Pretty ordinary comments given some of us are happily married to Chilean women, some of us are proud Chilean women and most of us have very good friends that are Chilean women.

Taking in water is an understatement. Every thread ends in an argument of some type. The threads never die of natural causes, they are murdered by people with political issue and crap.

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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by HybridAmbassador » Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:47 pm

Bob refers to them as good homey girls or just those experienced and expensive girls? I'm confused....
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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by john » Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:55 pm

admin wrote:slightly pornographic, but I'll let it slide. If you are under 18 and reading this forum, you got way bigger problems than anything you might find on this forum.

Here is my theory. Chilean women that are bad in bed, it is because they have never really had good sex. The men are rather infamous for sucking in the sack. The cause of that is a whole mix of cultural issues. Among many others, super fragile male egos, living with mom until they are 30+, passive aggressive attitudes, general immaturity, just overall self-center / selfish approach to the world. Just look how men drive or do their job in Chile, especially the middle class of Santiago. Most of them are likely not all that different in the bedroom. So, with a bit of basic sex education and practice, most Chilean women would likely become better and even great in the bedroom. Treat them all like virgins that need some instruction. In fact my suspicion as to why Santiago has a very large number of unhappy women, confirmed by informal survey of all my wife's friends (both married and unmarried), is they are not getting laid properly.

On the other hand, bob might be fishing in the wrong pool. Women under 30 everywhere, have a whole lot of priorities they think will make them happy, but don't figure out until after 30 what really will make them happy. Unfortunately, by then it is often too late; but, if you find one of them, they are super enthusiastic about making up for lost time. I think that is especially true in Chile.

There you go john, you wanted my take on Chilean libertarians.
It seems you have morphed into Dear Adby...must be something in the drinking water in Frutillar. My advice, stick with your day job.
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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by HybridAmbassador » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:54 pm

admin wrote:slightly pornographic, but I'll let it slide. If you are under 18 and reading this forum, you got way bigger problems than anything you might find on this forum.

Here is my theory. Chilean women that are bad in bed, it is because they have never really had good sex. The men are rather infamous for sucking in the sack. The cause of that is a whole mix of cultural issues. Among many others, super fragile male egos, living with mom until they are 30+, passive aggressive attitudes, general immaturity, just overall self-center / selfish approach to the world. Just look how men drive or do their job in Chile, especially the middle class of Santiago. Most of them are likely not all that different in the bedroom. So, with a bit of basic sex education and practice, most Chilean women would likely become better and even great in the bedroom. Treat them all like virgins that need some instruction. In fact my suspicion as to why Santiago has a very large number of unhappy women, confirmed by informal survey of all my wife's friends (both married and unmarried), is they are not getting laid properly.

On the other hand, bob might be fishing in the wrong pool. Women under 30 everywhere, have a whole lot of priorities they think will make them happy, but don't figure out until after 30 what really will make them happy. Unfortunately, by then it is often too late; but, if you find one of them, they are super enthusiastic about making up for lost time. I think that is especially true in Chile.

There you go john, you wanted my take on Chilean libertarians.
Chilean women that are bad in bed,
 Ha,ha,ha...I thought the Chilenas were the most expert in the field.
At least in Japan we had the honour of the Geisha Chilena. Anita Alvarado , heard she was the best in bedding with!
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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by admin » Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:14 pm

It seems you have morphed into Dear Adby...must be something in the drinking water in Frutillar. My advice, stick with your day job.
Yea, probably. My days of sleeping around are long over.
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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by Gloria » Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:22 pm

To Expatbob and the peanut gallery: you are a true sad example of a man and way far from being a gentleman. To blame an entire country for your own inadequacies is not only degrading and insulting to those married and dating Chileans but also showing to the entire world in a public forum that you are the one with serious problems. It's obvious that you are not looking for an amorous relationship but only for crude sex and women should be there to please your animalistic urges. Attraction, feelings, love and sex go all together, everyone knows that ( but you)... one is not far from the other and that's how life functions. Because you are aiming (obviously) for something to please you at command, I would suggest to forget about a woman and get instead a milking machine in automatic setting.
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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by amanaplan » Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:54 pm

Lots of rustled jimmies ITT - of course Expatbob is extrapolating some general statements based on his own experience, but haven't we all done that at some point when talking about Chile? It's also interesting to note that when admin makes a post condemning the Chilean male everyone's like "lol, so true" but when Bob is rude about the Chilean female people get upset. White knight sexism is still sexism.

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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by eeuunikkeiexpat » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:08 pm

One thing I've always wondered: what kind of discussions go on/have occurred on the huge but old Yahoo Chile Spouses list? As some old timers may recall, males were absolutely not permitted to join.
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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by john » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:26 pm

amanaplan wrote:Lots of rustled jimmies ITT - of course Expatbob is extrapolating some general statements based on his own experience, but haven't we all done that at some point when talking about Chile? It's also interesting to note that when admin makes a post condemning the Chilean male everyone's like "lol, so true" but when Bob is rude about the Chilean female people get upset. White knight sexism is still sexism.
Admin's comments were obvious satire, no? Expatbob's were just nasty and resentful. BTW, what's with the deleted content of your posts?
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Re: Might move to Santiago, Chile

Post by Gloria » Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:57 pm

admin wrote:
Here is my theory. Chilean women that are bad in bed, it is because they have never really had good sex. The men are rather infamous for sucking in the sack. The cause of that is a whole mix of cultural issues. Among many others, super fragile male egos, living with mom until they are 30+, passive aggressive attitudes, general immaturity, just overall self-center / selfish approach to the world. Just look how men drive or do their job in Chile, especially the middle class of Santiago. Most of them are likely not all that different in the bedroom. So, with a bit of basic sex education and practice, most Chilean women would likely become better and even great in the bedroom. Treat them all like virgins that need some instruction. In fact my suspicion as to why Santiago has a very large number of unhappy women, confirmed by informal survey of all my wife's friends (both married and unmarried), is they are not getting laid properly.

On the other hand, bob might be fishing in the wrong pool. Women under 30 everywhere, have a whole lot of priorities they think will make them happy, but don't figure out until after 30 what really will make them happy. Unfortunately, by then it is often too late; but, if you find one of them, they are super enthusiastic about making up for lost time. I think that is especially true in Chile.
Some may wonder what a relocation and investment in Chile firm has to do with a "class" of sexology? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! As John says...don't quit your day job.
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