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Post by picalena » Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:54 am

Bargain Hunter(s) – This thread is for you

I am moving this to a separate thread, so that you can yell at all of us over here. Despite the fact that I think you are a raving asshat, I am going to take the time to address a few things and also give you some friendly general advice that will apply not only to you but to other “Westerners” who are hot to move to Chile because of all the awesome fluff pieces they are reading on the netterwebs.

First off, to you personally “Bargain Hunter” a/k/a “Australia Sucks” a/k/a “Recovering Beta”: No one was mean to you off of your first post. For those of us who live in Chile, your first post was a little ridiculous, because you were seeking something that doesn’t exist. I personally thought you were an old forumite that I miss dearly, so I was actually paying you a compliment. You were the one who bristled up super quickly when others were cheekily trying to suggest that your expectations were out of hand. I don’t really need to explain your attitude to you. I think the folks over on the Roosh V forum did that pretty well. But you have devolved on this forum into pure dickdom. At first, I laughed out loud about your question about the effect of tsumanis on coastal towns. How could anyone who is looking at Chile ask such a stupid question? But then your sarcastic retort about “two anecdotal examples” is beyond insulting to those of us who have friends who lost everything. There are more than two “anecdotal examples” of coastal cities being devastated by tsunamis. And they have happened for centuries. The impact on Chile has been enormous. You might want to read up on Bachelet’s response to one of those and the catastrophic effect it had on people. I really can’t even begin to explain what a douche you are to respond to MJSaywell that way. It just makes me madder the more I think about your response to that. But I will try to put that aside to give some general advice to you and the others who want to move to Chile.

1. Chile is not an investors dream. I have countless “anecdotal examples” of Westerners who have burned the boats and come to Chile and lost everything. There is no flipping of properties here. Your dream of being a farmer, a rancher, a vintner, opening a restaurant, building a living community, having rental properties, you name it – your dream is flawed and it will fail. That is because of all of the reasons below. And no, you can’t survive “teaching English” in Chile.

2. Big things are hard in Chile. Buying a property is hard. Getting residency is hard. Getting citizenship is harder. Finding a school for your kids is hard. In some places, buying a car is hard. All the big things you think you can do because you can do it in your country just can’t be done here. No, you are not special, you are not going to get around the residency requirements. No, there is not some magical English school that will meet your education needs, let your children in, and be reasonably priced. I have posted in detail about this on another thread. Now even getting a RUT so you can buy your property from far away is hard. No, you can’t import your car, you can’t buy one in the Zona Franca and take it to Santiago, you can’t bring one in on a temporary visa.

3. Here’s the most important bit of advice: LITTLE THINGS ARE HARD IN CHILE. I suspect this is what ultimately drives everyone crazy that comes to this country from the US. After you have suffered through the hard big things, there is no rest for the weary. For thousands of reasons that you are not going to change, every little fooking thing is hard in Chile. You will be amazed at how frustrating it can be. Money in and out of the country to pay your bills? Hard. Drove a car without a toll tag from the north end of Santiago down south and out of Santiago and have to pay those tolls and not get a fine for every single one of them that has to be paid and adjudicated at every individual court? Hard. Walk down the street with no dogshit on your shoes. Hard. Add to that the constant annoyances of barking dogs, beggars coming into restaurants, the insanity of the drivers, the parties all night. It is really hard. That place you are looking at in Vina cracks me up. Here’s a tip for you: in Vina/Valpo, the phrase “good locomotion” means collectivos zooming up and down your street all day, all night. It means the gas truck barreling up the street, clanging their rhythm on the tanks. You know why that ugly ass freaking wall is built there and why it is “mixed construction?” Because at least once (probably more), someone’s car or moto has ended up in the living room. Great locomotion, though.

4. There is NO Nirvana city/town in Chile. Period. Every place has problems. You just have to figure out if you can survive them. I would NEVER live in Concepcion, and I actually try to drive through the city as fast as I can whenever I have to. Other people love it. I think Santiago is a shithole. Some people love it. Others hate the south, we see the appeal to it. But every place has BIG issues.

5. CHILE IS A SCAMMER’S PARADISE. Everyone is trying to scam you all the time. I was having coffee with a friend of mine a year or so ago. She is Chilean, and her family has lived in Chile for generations. Apparently, an article had just come out revealing that Chileans had always thought they just cheated foreigners, but the Chileans had all just figured out that they cheat each other the most. You, my friend, based upon your questions and attitudes, are a prime target for scamming. Those women you are “daygaming” or whatever are going to fleece you for all you have. And more.

6. Culturally, Chile is unique. You will have a difficult time understanding the undercurrents that drive Chile. You will be incredibly frustrated by the pervasive inefficiencies and the resistance to change inefficiencies, which are intentional. Chile is very socialist, bordering on communist. For this reason, it is better to be inefficient, because that makes jobs. Lots of jobs. Lots of inefficient jobs. You better read up on the whole Allende/Pinochet thing, and you need to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT about that, because that fire still burns hot, and you will make enemies quickly if you take the wrong side. Alcohol and substance abuse is rampant in Chile. So many people die as a result – car accidents (“the cause is still under investigation”) and related health issues. Chileans are superstitious by nature and do strangely contradictory things. An anecdotal example is bundling a baby up in wool blankets in the summer so that it doesn’t catch cold, but then putting it on the dashboard while driving around in the car. They smoke, and smoke, and smoke, and smoke. As a “Westerner”, you will be constantly amazed at the cultural differences, and you will need to learn to adapt, because you are not going to change anything. You will also perceive them as “rude” in many ways, so you better start getting your panties out of a wad. They cut in line, they will ignore you when you are talking to them, they don’t walk on the “right side” of the sidewalk, they will not yield, they honk, they don’t show up on time (or at all), they don’t call to let you know they aren’t coming, they will give you the completely wrong directions because they just don’t know where you are going, but this is all acceptable behavior. So get over yourself. If you think people on this forum are rude, you will never make it in Chile.

7. Chileans don’t speak English. You are going to have to speak Spanish. If you think you are going to get around without learning Spanish, you are sadly mistaken.

Chilean slang has dozens and dozens of terms for “f**ked”, and there is a reason for that. So if you want to come to Chile and get some good where you can, then do that. But as someone else said, come to Chile to live, not to invest. Put your roots down, suck it up, and be a contributor. Be ready for some hard times. But there is good here for those who are ready to put their tail between their legs and learn. You don’t seem like you are there yet.

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Post by Bargain Hunter » Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:15 pm

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Post by Space Cat » Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:25 pm

It's not a whole thread about you, not everything is about you. xD

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Post by eeuunikkeiexpat » Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:32 pm

Bargain Hunter wrote:p.s. Admin if you see this thread I really don't think it's appropriate for somebody to make a thread about an individual like this. For this kind of thing p.m. is the appropriate way to communicate. I hope you decide to come on here and let others know that making threads like this is inappropriate. Thanks.
LOL, so what kind of popcorn are the watchers popping? :alien:

BTW, you are more than capable of contacting admin directly.
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Post by picalena » Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:56 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I was just reading one of your lovely threads on the other forum about your little jaunt to Columbia and Peru, and I was thinking about how many US men get roofied in Medellin, and how sad I was that you hadn't gotten roofied in Medellin, and then I got to the part where you DID get roofied on your second day. :lol: :lol: :lol: So that's pretty freaking funny. The Chilean women will chew you up and spit you out. You might as well change your name to Recovering Omega, man.

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Post by admin » Sat Jun 10, 2017 1:05 pm

sounds like picalena and everyone else is going the extra kilometer to make sure you don't loose $120,000 (and probably a lot more). Send a x-mas card.

When people ignore the free advice provided on the forum, I get to charge a lot more money cleaning up the mega messes they create.
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Post by Julito » Sat Jun 10, 2017 3:48 pm

An excellent description of Chile for those who don't have a tin ear.

This single bloke hormone driven urge to move to Chile is like watching a slow motion train crash. If you're so desperate try pockets of Asia, there're plenty of girls who'll be your "girlfriend" for the duration of a holiday and you have the added bonus of getting to keep your money.

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Post by Britkid » Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:07 pm

I tend to agree that it's not cool to make a thread attacking one person.

Also, Chile socialist/ communist? Hm. Agree to disagree.

For the rest, there is actually some useful advice in most of the rest of the thread albeit slightly on the negative/paranoid side vs my experiences. But basically accurate.

Bargain Hunter, the forum has a bit of a feisty attitude towards newbies. They claim they are doing people a favour by being tough to them. As I've said in the past, I don't agree. You can give people frank advice without being a dick about it. However they don't listen to me, and they won't listen to you either.

You're expected to take shit because they are the ones giving you free advice and helping you, and because you're new, you are expected not to give any back. You didn't do yourself any favours by being a bit feisty in response.

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Post by Space Cat » Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:49 pm

Britkid, check the long threads. This guy had it coming. Several people were trying to help him understand the situation and he went rude towards us because he wanted to feed his confirmation bias instead of adapting to the stated facts.

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Post by Enzo » Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:35 am

This is typical of most expat forums. There is often a group of jaded, long-term expats living in "x" country who have been there, done that, and paint a pessimistic picture for anyone with, albeit, somewhat naive inquiries. We all learn with age, though, and we should all know it's always easier to be negative than positive. Some people are stuck in "x" country because they're married to a local, some divorced but have kids, some can't find a way out financially or have nothing to go home to anyway so they are bitter.

I tell you what! I have been reading this forum for over a year now and I haven't read a single positive comment about Chile from any poster. However, I am wise enough to realize this and so should anyone posting to an anonymous forum. Everyone's experience is different, but most people talk about negative experiences more than positive.... Just scientific fact.

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Post by thisisreallycomplicated » Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:40 am

Space Cat wrote:This guy had it coming.
And I never met the guy, but he sounds like your worst nightmare if you have a daughter.
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Post by eeuunikkeiexpat » Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:56 am

Enzo,

I am very happy to be in Chile, warts and all. Read my recent comments though topical and superficial in the recent "Reverse culture shock question/discussion" thread. You could also read my in-depth reasons for being (actually staying) here but most won't bother to research. True, I have deleted many of my experiences in the early days but not to hide anything vs. to preserve my privacy. My "family" in Chile is actually an extension of my intent to stay here to the end of my time. Yes, I'm married, yes I have a step-family who by the way have taken my name eagerly and without pressure. So I now have a "legacy" here by proxy. I am not trapped here and indeed view Chile with much gratitude as I came here for personal reasons that changed to political and moral reasons and to this day, I would not change a thing. But I am an exception to what I've seen in 16 years of watching the revolving door of expats. Easy to see a flake from the first post with that kind of "history".
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