Re: Weird dog combinations

Postby patagoniax » Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:35 pm

ryanar wrote:
The better solution is, of course, the application of a small and sharp piece of surgical steel to the testicles of said dogs.


I used to think that also, but it doesn't work in Chile, since dogs here reproduce by spontaneous generation. How so? Anywhere there is trash or even a rumour of trash - poof ! - you have bloody legions of them. You could put a tiny bag garbage at 5000 metres ASL in the middle of the Puna in the Atacama desert, and within 24 hours you'd have a full congress of filthy, foul-smelling, tapeworm-infested mutts and 650 kg of dogshit.
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Re: Weird dog combinations

Postby martagill » Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:41 pm

Px, Maybe merquen instead of cayenne pepper? Local at least.
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Re: Weird dog combinations

Postby patagoniax » Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:53 pm

martagill wrote:Px, Maybe merquen instead of cayenne pepper? Local at least.


Chilean mutts lap it up. Might as well be giving them small pieces of posta rosada lightly marinated in a white wine and garlic sauce and flash-fried in a wok.

Still looking for dog-repelling chemicals and not mutt-attracting foodstuffs.
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Re: Weird dog combinations

Postby Gloria » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:16 pm

patagoniax wrote:
Still looking for dog-repelling chemicals and not mutt-attracting foodstuffs.


No need for chemicals, get a self portrait and hang it to the main door! CASE SOLVED!
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Re: Weird dog combinations

Postby el gatito » Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:55 pm

Gloria:

Thank you for the kind words.

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Re: Weird dog combinations

Postby Gloria » Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:08 pm

el gatito wrote:Gloria:

Thank you for the kind words.

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Re: Weird dog combinations

Postby swdchile » Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:27 pm

I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Re: Weird dog combinations

Postby admin » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:20 am

I am more concerned with the maestros reproducing.
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Re: Weird dog combinations

Postby swdchile » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:34 am

patagoniax wrote:.
Anybody know of any weird chemical combinations that might help to keep weird dog combinations at least 100 metres from my gate? The weird dog combinations have been leaving some weird fecal combinations and I am sorely tempted to use the top barrel of the weird calibre combination over/under but I am willing to consider some weird chemical combinations first, maybe a bit of powdered sodium hydroxide or something? Weird combinations of cayenne pepper are just too expensive to treat the area. Anyone?


What about an ultrasonic barking dog deterrent rigged to "sound off" at all times or coupled to a motion detector?
http://www.ultimatebarkcontrol.com/

Kind of like playing classical music to deter loitering teens
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Re: Weird dog combinations

Postby patagoniax » Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:48 am

swdchile wrote:

What about an ultrasonic barking dog deterrent rigged to "sound off" at all times or coupled to a motion detector?
http://www.ultimatebarkcontrol.com/


You are obviously thinking of some other country...

Doesn't anyone do chemistry anymore?
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Re: Weird dog combinations

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Re: Weird dog combinations

Postby admin » Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:34 pm

How about biology? I pack a loaded street cat to control the street dogs. Either the cat kills the street dog, or the cat runs and they follow. No more street dogs out front. I don't really worry too much about the cat. It can take care of itself, and always comes back. Altough sometimes with a bit of dog slobber on it.
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