Re: OK, you thieves: freeze !

Postby patagoniax » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:09 am

nwdiver wrote:
patagoniax wrote:
nwdiver wrote: In Canada we make vodka from fossil ice. Pre Industrial pollution pure.
http://www.iceberg.ca/Water/World-s-Purest-Water.aspx


Just because it is "pre industrial" doesn't mean it's free of contaminants. Glacial ice can be pretty gritty and usually has some degree of our old friend, arsenic. So they get a "fail" for claiming any sort of real purity.


It's iceberg sea ice which is pure.


There is no such thing as "pure sea ice" ! That is simply marketing talk, and with all due respect, I think you have fallen for it.

And anyway we need to understand the difference between "sea ice" formations and "icebergs." Sea-ice is small stuff, not icebergs really, but ice-floes. The serious icebergs are mostly calved from ice shelves are contain mostly fresh water. Even though sea-ice expels a lot of the salts during formation of crystals some brine gets trapped in the matrix and so the ice floes tend to be a little salty though not as much as the seawater. So if your liberal-arts marketing people are talking about "sea ice icebergs" and "pure water" then they have some explaining to do. Dilbert was right about the marketing people.

Sea ice is a contamination (or biogeochemical, if you prefer) vector mechanism whether it's pre- or post-industrial in its composition. But perhaps more importantly, the contaminants entrained in just about any ice may have potential for characterising the prevailing pollutants of historical and prehistoric periods. And sea ice often contains not only chemical but biological contaminants, both of which are useful in such characterisations. The microbial component of sea ice is particularly interesting and has been studied recently down here in the Southern Ocean. Likewise, whether in pre- or post-industrial sea ice, you will typically (even in Canadian waters) find inorganic macronutrients in that ice, along with spores, pollens, and other components. I had previously mentioned the airborne tephra component of ice, which affects both sea and terrestrially formed variants of ice.


Edit: to avoid the appearance of chamullo, read any of the papers and books on the subject of formation and composition of sea-ice to understand the falsity of the marketing claim to sea-ice being somehow "pure" and that there are "sea-ice icebergs." Here is the abstract from one, which covers part of the marine component down here in the Weddell Sea. The snow that accumulates over the marine layer of course carries its own airborne contaminants, both chemical and biological, and this is generally true of both pre- and post-industrial ice formation. You may wish to send some of this off to your marketing people. Next time you are in Punta Arenas, stop by the INACH library in the basement of the building. Say hello to my stuffed penguin friend in the foyer. Check out the book, "Sea-ice and iceberg sedimentation in the ocean: recent and past" by Aleksandr Petrovich Lisitsyn.

Abstract

Changes in physico-chemical conditions, phytoplankton biomass, biochemical composition and primary productivity were investigated during autumnal sea-ice formation in the southeastern Weddell Sea, Antarctica. During sea-ice growth, brine salinities gradually increased with decreasing temperatures. Nutrient concentrations in the brine of sea ice older than 2 weeks were lower than calculated from initial surface seawater values. The concomittant accumulation of phytoplankton biomass could not be explained solely by physical enrichment. We suggest that several microalgal species retained the capacity to assimilate nutrients and continued to grow in newly formed sea ice. However, nutrient depletions were moderate, and biochemical analyses did not indicate nutrient stress of algal metabolism. Relative abundance of smaller diatom species increased during ice growth, suggesting that pore space available for colonization in conjunction with physiological acclimation capacity were major factors determining successional patterns in recently formed sea ice. Even though ice algal assemblages apparently sustained the capacity to acclimate to reduced irradiances brought about by ice growth and increasing snow cover, maximum primary production was considerably lower than values usually reported from spring and summer ice communities. Therefore, autumnal primary production in newly formed sea ice may not add greatly to total annual production, but may provide an important food source for ice-associated grazers during the winter period, when phytoplankton biomass in the water column is extremely low. (Ref "Variation in phytoplankton standing stock, chemical composition and physiology during sea-ice formation in the southeastern Weddell Sea, Antarctica."

Had to edit that a couple of times.
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Re: OK, you thieves: freeze !

Postby El Zorro » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:46 am

I guess the ice thieves are now in hot water, huh?

(One more pun shouldn’t hurt.)
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Re: OK, you thieves: freeze !

Postby patagoniax » Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:56 pm

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Some more details on the theft of the glacier ice:

http://www.abc.es/agencias/noticia.asp?noticia=1088377

Ice reportedly stolen from the Jorge Montt glacier within the O'Higgins national park. Report said the glacier could only be reached by boat. There were apparently three boats and at least 6 people involved.

News said the driver of the refrigerator truck was released. A company in Santiago had contracted with the driver to deliver the stolen ice to Santiago, for bar and restaurant use. The name of the Santiago company was not initially released by police.

It appears that police will not preserve the evidence but instead the ice is going to melt to be used for agricultural purposes around Cochrane, which is also being affected by a drought.
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Re: OK, you thieves: freeze !

Postby peregrine77 » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:33 pm

cool story!
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Re: OK, you thieves: freeze !

Postby greg~judy » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:37 am

and so the story ends...???
chile was not very nice to toxi~corp's "bottom line"...
so off the "visionary product designer" mr. worthington goes...
..."seeking a more stable, acquiescent geographical partner"
a la norte - just another hemisphere, just another ice-cap (or?)
to continue spreading his "environmentally-conscious resource procurement"
btw - what a totally shitty corporate name - couldn't wilhelm do any better than that?
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Toxi Corporation Closes Chilean Operations
MAKERS OF ICE SET SIGHTS ON THE ARCTIC

SANTIAGO, Chile, Feb. 8, 2012 -- /PRNewswire-iReach/ -- Toxi Corporation, multi-national producer of premium bottled glacier ice, ICE, announced today that they are moving their production facilities out of Santiago, Chile effective immediately. The move follows a recent unlawful interruption by the local authorities of the company's drilling operations on the Jorge Mott glacier in Bernardo O'Higgins National Park. Authorities detained several tons of ICE, compromising its purity in the process. While the matter was resolved, the company donated the damaged product to farmers in the nearby town of Cochrane, where it melted upon drought-stricken fields.

"While we have enjoyed making Patagonia's finest natural resource available to beverage consumers everywhere, we are seeking a more stable, acquiescent geographical partner," said Toxi Corporation's Founder and CEO Wilhelm Worthington III in an official statement. The company plans to leave the Southern Hemisphere entirely, opting to open facilities in an undisclosed location in the Arctic. "The stretch of land we've selected is unique in that it remains frozen during the polar summer, allowing us to produce year round," stated Toxi Corporation's chief counsel Pearl White, "We plan to work closely with the indigenous people who reside in our new operations area to ensure uninterrupted production through our busy summer season."

"Thankfully our reserves are full, so our retailers will experience no supply issues during our transition," White assured. "We will contact all of our retail partners directly with our new address and contact information." Choosing to leave the region on a positive note, the company does not intend to pursue legal recompense with the government of Chile.

About ICE: ICE, pronounced "I-say," is the leader in premium bottled ice. Derived from pure, untouched glaciers, ICE is a sophisticated compliment to both fine liqueurs and non-alcoholic beverages alike. ICE is compatible with almost any traditional beverage, cooling both chilled and heated beverages with nearly equal potency. For more information, please visit http://www.LookIntoMyIce.com

About Toxi Corporation: Toxi Corporation is the manufacturer of ICE. Toxi Corporation's products are currently distributed in United States, Mexico, Chile and Brazil and the company looks forward to expanded distribution in additional heat-prone regions in the coming year. The company boasts a strong management board, lead by CEO and visionary product designer Wilhelm Worthington III. Toxi Corporation has a strong history of environmentally-conscious resource procurement and strives to consider the Earth when making all business decisions.
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Re: OK, you thieves: freeze !

Postby patagoniax » Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:21 am

greg~judy wrote:and so the story ends...???
chile was not very nice to toxi~corp's "bottom line"...
so off the "visionary product designer" mr. worthington goes...
..."seeking a more stable, acquiescent geographical partner"
a la norte - just another hemisphere, just another ice-cap (or?)
to continue spreading his "environmentally-conscious resource procurement"
btw - what a totally shitty corporate name - couldn't wilhelm do any better than that?
:|


Toxi Corporation Closes Chilean Operations
MAKERS OF ICE SET SIGHTS ON THE ARCTIC

SANTIAGO, Chile, Feb. 8, 2012 -- /PRNewswire-iReach/ --


The article is a spoof.
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Re: OK, you thieves: freeze !

Postby greg~judy » Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:45 am

patagoniax wrote:The article is a spoof.

indeed - but it still begs the question...?
who would pay $129 to air the tongue-in cheek story?
not that you would ever admit it, of course...
but might it have been a product of your sardonic sense of humor p~x?
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Re: OK, you thieves: freeze !

Postby patagoniax » Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:46 am

greg~judy wrote:
but might it have been a product of your


Sardonic? Moi?
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