chernandez wrote: Che did not quite fit in my education as much as let's say Stalin, who rarely gets credit for being a fucking psycho murderer of millions.
There are reasons for that.
During the 1930s and 1940s both the UK and the US "progressives," which included many writers (including Hemingway) and their publishers, actively or otherwise supported Stalin and often turned a blind eye to the pogroms. This attitude remained in the UK through the 1950s. We would do well to remember the difficulty that George Orwell had in finding UK publishers for his works that were interpreted as being critical of Stalin. Unsurprisingly, many of the "progressives" of the education industry in both North America and the UK still maintain a code of minimal exposure of the atrocities of Stalinism. The Che is simply heir to this treatment.
How does all this relate to Chile? The Che was dead by the time that Allende was elected. Yes, but he did spend some "formative time" in Chile in the 1950s, and many Chilean communists never let anyone forget that El Che is "theirs" as well.
Regarding El Che's hands: Guevara was killed in 1967 under orders from the Bolivian government (the CIA had wanted him alive since he would have been a valuable intelligence asset, albeit an uncooperative one). If I remember correctly, a couple of days after his death his hands were cut off and sent to Bs As for positive identification, this being before DNA was commonly used. Since El Che had a previous criminal record and the Argentine authorities had his fingerprints, matching the amputated hands/fingers with the police prints provided fairly conclusive determination of the identity.