Chile Forum

zer0nz wrote:seems, that it is easier to give away velociraptors than dogs or cats....

Your marketing approach is clearly faulty. You must describe the product as "catasaurus rex."

New to the beasts. We rescued a 3 week old velociraptor. We have had it for a week now and it appears to like the bed, my bed. In fact whilst sleeping last night I felt wee little claws clutching at my scalp followed by a deafening roar. I think it tried to eat my ear or eyes. I locked it in the closet. Got any better ideas to prevent it from gouging out my eyes in the middle of the night?

momof3 wrote: I locked it in the closet. Got any better ideas to prevent it from gouging out my eyes in the middle of the night?

If it's chilean, give it a package of M&Ms and ask it to arrange them alphabetically. It will keep them busy all night. Works with American bicyclists, too.

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Twas the night before Christmas
And all the through the campus
Not a creature was stirring.
Not even the catasaurus.

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