Y'all are forgetting his best bet: the Chilean Foreign Legion. Give 'em four years and it's automatic citizenship. No psychological testing necessary, but you do have to learn Chilean Castellano. Lots of marching around the Atacama, wearing cool hats and taking orders from the sadistic sargeant who is more dangerous to you than any Bolivian.
Sign up now to reserve your space!
http://www.march_or_die.cl


