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Aviso for closing down the kitchen

Postby eeuunikkeiexpat » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:57 pm

Seal all vents and windows (be careful as there are a lot of vents built-in by default), disconnect the flexible, turn on gas, borrow a cocktail from a local anarchist, stick it inside your Chinese-made microwave, set timer to 99:99 at max power, turn on mw and remove tu poto al tiro, your concern for surrounding residents and citizens will be relative in this protest action. :mrgreen:
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Re: Aviso for closing down the kitchen

Postby swdchile » Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:46 pm

eeuunikkeiexpat wrote:Seal all vents and windows (be careful as there are a lot of vents built-in by default), disconnect the flexible, turn on gas, borrow a cocktail from a local anarchist, stick it inside your Chinese-made microwave, set timer to 99:99 at max power, turn on mw and remove tu poto al tiro, your concern for surrounding residents and citizens will be relative in this protest action. :mrgreen:

Tried closing the kitchen using ee's procedure and guess what happened to the rest of the house? Maybe a little extreme, but at least the kitchen's closed.
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Re: Aviso for closing down the kitchen

Postby mlightheart » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:00 pm

swdchile wrote:
eeuunikkeiexpat wrote:Seal all vents and windows (be careful as there are a lot of vents built-in by default), disconnect the flexible, turn on gas, borrow a cocktail from a local anarchist, stick it inside your Chinese-made microwave, set timer to 99:99 at max power, turn on mw and remove tu poto al tiro, your concern for surrounding residents and citizens will be relative in this protest action. :mrgreen:

Tried closing the kitchen using ee's procedure and guess what happened to the rest of the house? Maybe a little extreme, but at least the kitchen's closed.
Another musical interlude...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM


Ahh, that's good. :mrgreen:
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Re: Can I just disappear in Chile?

Postby rasmataz » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:34 pm

Thank you!!
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Re: Can I just disappear in Chile?

Postby Ripsigg » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:11 pm

SchvoodieFoodie wrote:Chefs: This thread has lost the bloody plot. It takes a head chef to end it. Chefs, you have all been chopped. Please leave the thread - I'll turn out the lights.


Hmm, you were called on your BS a couple of pages ago and couldn't find a way to answer except wanting to chop people from the thread! ha! Have fun playing with your food...... :)
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Re: Can I just disappear in Chile?

Postby Ripsigg » Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:36 pm

"If we are not even free anymore to decide something as basic as what we wish to eat or drink, how much freedom do we really have left?" — Ron Paul
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Re: Can I just disappear in Chile?

Postby Ripsigg » Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:36 am

Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings -- that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide. -- Buddha
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Re: Can I just disappear in Chile?

Postby Red » Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:02 am

SchvoodieFoodie wrote:Chefs: This thread has lost the bloody plot. It takes a head chef to end it. Chefs, you have all been chopped. Please leave the thread - I'll turn out the lights.


Admin- don't look now, but apparently you have been relieved of duty. :shock: There are plenty of suggestions in this thread as to how to disappear in Chile 8) Shouldn't be too tough since you are already here. Seems a new sheriff's in town who knows how to keep everybody in line :twisted: and your services will no longer be needed.

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