by el puelche on Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:26 pm
Valpo is loud...and at night, its even louder...and its true, you won't find prettier transvestites in all of South America I shouldn't think...plus I don't think that there isn't anything for sale in any other part of the world that you couldn't just as easily purchase in Valpo...like anything, just name it ...but then as well I think Valpo has remained the most like the Chile of old...yes it gets out of hand with theft and other sins, but the people and the way of life has changed very slowly in Valpo....there is no better place to see a parade then in Valpo...the saddest second grade auxiliar del basico kicks ass over any astronaught parade in New York and it only gets better from there ...Valpo is the jerusalem of parades for the bomberos and the navy...gloriales navales in Valpo should be seen at least once for any expat in Chile...fin de ano is good too...they have taken apart the mercdo des Halles en Paris but Valpo still remains and will for awhile.
Vina is the golden Caens of Chile..elegant and ordered with all the beach that Valpo has...and its hermes scarves, un pizza napoli personal at 11:30, LV handbags that open up with the ring of a cellphone, a trip to the casino that finishes in a spendy disco, hot clothes on hot women with everyone to see...while Valpo is a pea-coat with a flannel or sweater, empanadas de horno at 11pm with 2 or 3 schop negro, papas fritas con mostaza at 1 am, hot women that you had no idea were hot till their clothes come off(but you had a pretty good idea) and sleeping till morning on a friends sofa til 6 and then a soggy cig on a sea wet stoop with no furthur view down the street then what the mist lets in...in Vina you get up when the alarm rings or when you want to get up, and in Valpo, you get up because everyone else on the street is up or your friends want you to get up.
Valpo is the green stain of coppered water in your bathtub through cheap plumbing because it never stops dripping, while Vina is clean, dry and shiny like France...every Chilean thinks they are Vina but really live the life of Valpo...smelly, fishy, windy and unpredictable...the only thing more Chilean than Valpo, is patagonia, and thats another story for a different year.
Vina is everything with a label and Valpo is only the label you put on it...Vina is passing an evening alone among friends and Valpo is passing an evening alone with friends...
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