My wife recently bought me a Panasonic shaver. I used it once and it didn't shave very well, quite poorly actually.
We tried to take it back last night to Falabella in the hope of exchanging it for a new one (paying the difference ourselves) or getting our money back because it was a poor quality product that didn't do what it said on the box.
This is the basis of a converstion we had with first a lady assistant and then the floor manager:
My wife: we want to return this product..... etc...
Lady: You can't. It's been used.
My wife: We've only used it once, and it's a very poor quality machine, and we would like to change....etc
Lady: sorry, you can't . How old is your husband?
My wife: 31
Lady: Ahhh, well, that shaver is for a twenty year old. They have different facial hair.
My wife: yaaaaaaaa.
Lady: I can take you to my boss, you can talk to him if you like...
My wife: okay, let's go.
at this point I come along, and we are introduced to the boss, and the problem is explained.
My wife: ...and so we'd like to change it or have our money back.
Boss: Sorry, we can't do that, it's been opened. This particular product can't be returned. Some of the other shavers can, but this one no.
Me: Why not? It doesn't perform it's duty , it doesn't do what it says on the box.
Boss: we can send it away to be checked, to see if their is a fault.
Me: we don't want that. We want to change it or get our money back.
My wife: we have rights, we know the rules, we can contact Sernac.
Boss: (speaking to me) Maybe it's your facial hair, some men have different types of facial hair.
Me: Ahh, yaaaa, so it's my fault then?
Boss: No, I'm not saying tha-
Me: Can you show me on the box where it states what type of facial hair it is suitable for?
Silence...Me: and the lady downstairs told us it is for a twenty year old man... can you show me where it says that on the box or in the instructions?
More silence...My wife: (pointing to a picture on the box of a 40+ year old man shaving) Well, he doesn't look like 20 year old does he?
Boss: i'm sorry, we can't change it. We can send it away if you like to be checked?
me: So, you and your staff are inventing things, you are lying to us? Because you have no idea of what you are talking about...
Silence again...Me: Can you show me your customer returns policy? It's not on the receipt. It must be written down somewhere?
Boss: It's not, we don't have anything written down.
And the conversation fades out into nothing and we don't get anything changed...
What's the moral of the story? Don't shop at Falabella? Don't buy Panasonic? Don't believe anything they tell you? Anyone working in any kind Chilean institution where a service is provided (shops, banks, etc) will absloutely lie to your face if they don't know the answer?
All of them, but probably not the Panasonic one.
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